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{"type":"general","setup":"Did you hear the one about the guy with the broken hearing aid?","punchline":"Neither did he.","id":100}
{"fact":"In Japan, cats are thought to have the power to turn into super spirits when they die. This may be because according to the Buddhist religion, the body of the cat is the temporary resting place of very spiritual people.i","length":220}
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{"type":"general","setup":"The Sergeant-Major growled at the young soldier: I didn’t see you at camouflage training this morning.","punchline":"Thank you very much, sir.","id":387}
{"type":"general","setup":"I dropped a pear in my car this morning.","punchline":"You should drop another one, then you would have a pair.","id":57}
{"type":"general","setup":"Where do bees go to the bathroom?","punchline":"The BP station.","id":284}
{"fact":"Female cats tend to be right pawed, while male cats are more often left pawed. Interestingly, while 90% of humans are right handed, the remaining 10% of lefties also tend to be male.","length":182}
{"slip": { "id": 194, "advice": "Don't always rely on your comforts."}}
{"fact":"In 1987, cats overtook dogs as the number one pet in America (about 50 million cats resided in 24 million homes in 1986). About 37% of American homes today have at least one cat.","length":178}
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