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{"type":"standard","title":"Henry I Kőszegi","displaytitle":"Henry I Kőszegi","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q1126759","titles":{"canonical":"Henry_I_Kőszegi","normalized":"Henry I Kőszegi","display":"Henry I Kőszegi"},"pageid":48060696,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/f/f6/Henry_I_K%C5%91szegi_seal_1273.jpg/330px-Henry_I_K%C5%91szegi_seal_1273.jpg","width":320,"height":326},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/f/f6/Henry_I_K%C5%91szegi_seal_1273.jpg","width":445,"height":454},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1253831444","tid":"a42e7c33-94dc-11ef-b7a7-43b26c336028","timestamp":"2024-10-28T03:28:04Z","description":"Hungarian lord","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Henry_I_K%C5%91szegi","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Henry_I_K%C5%91szegi?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Henry_I_K%C5%91szegi?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Henry_I_K%C5%91szegi"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Henry_I_K%C5%91szegi","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Henry_I_K%C5%91szegi","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Henry_I_K%C5%91szegi?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Henry_I_K%C5%91szegi"}},"extract":"Henry (I) Kőszegi from the kindred Héder, commonly known as Henry the Great, was a Hungarian influential lord in the second half of the 13th century who was the founder and first member of the powerful Kőszegi family. Henry was one of the most notable earlier \"oligarchs\" who ruled de facto independently their dominion during the era of feudal anarchy.","extract_html":"
Henry (I) Kőszegi from the kindred Héder, commonly known as Henry the Great, was a Hungarian influential lord in the second half of the 13th century who was the founder and first member of the powerful Kőszegi family. Henry was one of the most notable earlier \"oligarchs\" who ruled de facto independently their dominion during the era of feudal anarchy.
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