{"slip": { "id": 80, "advice": "Opinions are like arseholes, everyone has one."}}
{"fact":"Cats have been domesticated for half as long as dogs have been.","length":63}
{"slip": { "id": 213, "advice": "Quality beats quantity."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 21, "advice": "Don't feed Mogwais after midnight."}}
{"fact":"Not every cat gets \\high\\\" from catnip. Whether or not a cat responds to it depends upon a recessive gene: no gene\"","length":115}
{"fact":"The name \"jaguar\" comes from a Native American word meaning \"he who kills with one leap\".","length":89}
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{"slip": { "id": 11, "advice": "Avoid mixing Ginger Nuts with other biscuits, they contaminate. Keep separated."}}