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Richard Turner was a Canadian merchant and legislator.
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Thomas Joseph John Higgins Jr. is an American football coach and former player who is the defensive coordinator for the Calgary Colts of the Canadian Junior Football League (CJFL). He has previously served as the Director of Officiating for the Canadian Football League (CFL) and is a former Canadian and American football player, head coach, and general manager.
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